$100M Autonomous vehicle facility scrapped

Jacksonville, FL — After April's groundbreaking of the Holon autonomous vehicle facility in Northwest Jacksonville was missed, new site plans reveal that Holon is out and Tunis is in.

"We were planning to build a plant in partnership with JTA, but after we tried one of Tunis' gyros, we felt compelled to donate the property to them for their expansion plans" said Hans or Heinrich or something else German representing Holon, we didn't actually catch his name.