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Jacksonville, FL — Edward Waters University President Faison apologized to the Tigers football team on Sunday after the team lost several hundred sonic rings in their match against D1 Jackson State. Here's his full state
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Jacksonville, FL — once upon a time, Jacksonville University sported one of the largest marching bands in the United States. However, the band is now a shadow of its former self, after enrollment sharply declined in rece
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Jacksonville, FL — The Duval Tribune has received an exclusive recording of a phone call made by outgoing JEA CEO Vickey Cavey to former Council President Kevin Carrico. The call comes months into allegations brought f
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Jacksonville, FL — an anonymous source has provided the Duval Tribune with an exclusive recording of a call between Jacksonville Sheriff TK Waters and Governor Ron DeSantis discussing Jacksonville's use of Automated Lice
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Green Cove Springs, FL — Clay County Sheriff Michelle Cook's countdown to Clay's semiannual purge has reached 50. Every two years, the Clay County jail reaches maximum capacity and the Clay County Sheriff's office effec
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Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville Mayor Donna Deegan is hosting a series of town halls to get community input on the City's budget, and there seems to be consensus among attendees that the best way to spend the money is to
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Jacksonville, FL — A local family is expressing their frustration after a hyperscale data center went into their refrigerator and drank the last cold bottle of zephyr hills spring water. We spoke to Robert Kingsford, wh
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Florida — As of 7PM, Floridians have begun reporting a sudden sense of loneliness as phones across the state have suddenly dried up. "Just yesterday, I was getting at least 5 messages and 3 calls per hour, now... Nothi
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Jacksonville, FL — On Thursday, the City Council finance committee had a heated discussion regarding two line items in the proposed city budget: $25,500 to reimburse Mayor Donna Deegan for her new grill, and $1,247.36 to
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Palatka, FL — Just three months after former City Manager Marcia Carty was ordered to turn in her wig and keys over toxic work environment claims, Palatka Fire Chief Chris Taylor now faces similar accusations after the c
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Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville, FL — With less than a month until the election for Duval County School Board, our viewers have begun asking us to investigate candidates running for office so they can make informed decis
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Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville residents are on high alert after an ominous threat was issued by the terrorists who organized the Ironman triathlon earlier this year. "After the event we had this year, we agreed Jackso
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Jacksonville, FL — Our reporters sat down and spoke with Jacksonville Sheriff TK "Walk 'em Down" Waters about how his office has managed to successfully reduce crime over the last 3 years. Waters: Our results should sp
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Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville's city-owned utility company has unanimously voted to raise water and electric rates for customers starting this year. The utility's CEO Vickie Cavey has stated "because you aren't going
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Keystone Heights, FL— After finding a city tennis court vandalized by chalk, officials with the City of Keystone Heights mobilized all available resources to track down the vandal responsible and bring her to justice. A
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Clay County, FL — As Pride month celebrations come to a close, Clay County Sheriff Michelle Cook has really pulled out all the stops to show she's an ally of the LGBT community. "We will soon begin the process of retir
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Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville's Parks department has issued new guidance for parents of children using the new slides at several city parks. "Due to the closed top, reverse sear design of the new slides, you want to s
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Milton, FL — With just 2 months until the primary election, Florida Lt. Governor Jay Collins has decided to really lean into the gubernatorial ass-kicking competition after struggling to get a foothold in the race, he's
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Palatka, FL — Two months after a 4-1 vote to fire City Manager Marcia Carty, and a year and a half after voting to fire City Manager Troy Bell—who served 7 months in the role—the Palatka City Commission has voted unanimo
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Jacksonville, FL — School Board candidate, Clarence James, is facing heavy criticism after his "kickback with Clarence" fundraiser flyer included the Main Street Bridge, which is located outside of the district he's runn
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Jacksonville, FL — After months of relentless consumer complaints, local company Lickety Split has announced that they will begin using lube when screwing customers. "We hear all of your complaints and we want to do bet
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Jacksonville, FL — In emails obtained by the Duval Tribune, a Jacksonville Aviation Authority board member accused of "bullying, harassing, and threatening" board members over plans to allow the Justice League to land at
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Jacksonville, FL — Lickety Split, a local plumbing, electrical, and HVAC company is under fire after a customer reported an excessive heat pump repair bill they received from the company. "I called them because my heat
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Jacksonville, FL — Governor Ron Desantis stopped in Jacksonville Friday morning to hold a press conference where he spent 30 minutes gutting and filleting the two red snapper he caught last night. "I know many of you a
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St. Johns, FL — St. Johns County Sheriff Rob Hardwick spoke to the Tribune and expressed frustration with Jacksonville's handling of Saturday's Ironman triathlon. "Yeen tell me y'all was doing it bruh, this don't make
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Jacksonville, FL — After April's groundbreaking of the Holon autonomous vehicle facility in Northwest Jacksonville was missed, new site plans reveal that Holon is out and Tunis is in. "We were planning to build a plant
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Jacksonville, FL — The Florida Fish and Wildlife conservation commission has issued an advisory for anyone planning to spend time in or on the St. Johns River in the coming months. "We have received a number of reports
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Miami-Dade, FL — After an incident earlier this year where Internet personality Clavicular was suspected of poachmogging an alligator in the Everglades, Clav was dealt another major blow. After agreeing to a plea deal
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Jacksonville, FL — After nearly a century of being Jacksonville's nearly exclusive source of road-blocking bullshit, CSX has—at least temporarily—lost their title to Ironman Jacksonville. "Yeah, we really pride ourselve
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Jacksonville, FL — In his third late night press conference in two weeks, Jacksonville Sheriff T.K. "Wake 'em Up" Waters expressed his frustration at being relegated to the night shift. "Look, this is like the third ti
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Jacksonville, FL — After what seems like forever, the Northbank Riverwalk has reopened. The City of Jacksonville held a ceremony to commemorate this milestone, though the only official to show up was Councilman Chris Mil
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Jacksonville, FL — Ahead of a hotly contested City Council Vice-President race, two candidates are demanding some sort of investigation into Councilman Joe Carlucci after he was seen wearing one of former Congresswoman C
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Jacksonville, FL — After just under a week of media attention focused on City Councilwoman Tyrona Clark-Murray, it appears she has called in a major favor from her colleague across the dais. As we attempted to interview
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Jacksonville, FL — As the costs of gas and living continue to climb, one local Church has offered churchgoers some much needed relief. First Baptist Church of Jacksonville announced that their attendance numbers nearly
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Jacksonville, FL— Jacksonville educator and City Councilwoman Tyrona Clark-Murray has been removed from her classroom position after an incident where a student kicked her, causing her to believe the student was a soccer
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Jacksonville, FL — The Jacksonville Sheriff spoke to the media after a second officer-involved shooting in 48 hours. "I mean... What did he think was gonna happen after we told him to drop his gun? And the guy yesterda
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Ocean — Cooks working aboard the MV Hondius are facing intense scrutiny from health officials and the public at-large after it was revealed that they authorized rodents to prepare food for passengers. "We know we messe
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Jacksonville, FL—This week, the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is expected to issue new guidance related to the agency's use of force policy to provide employees clarity on when to up fye on a pussahoe. After several hig
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Jacksonville, FL — With absolutely no other participants present, City Councilmen Chris Miller and Nick Howland performed a ribbon cutting for a new St. Vincent's Emergency room near Beach and Kernan. "Yeah I'm just gla
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Palatka, FL — After months of accusations of creating a toxic culture and misuse of City resources, Palatka City Manager Marcia Carty has been fired in a 4-1 City Commission vote. She was subsequently brought on full-ti
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Jacksonville, FL — Duval Tribune's meteorologists have uncovered a pitchfork-gatheringly shocking failure by 8 elected officials. As Jacksonville faces a burn ban and drought-induced wildfires to our north and south, w
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Nassau County, FL — A Nassau County man was arrested on Saturday, and just look at this freak, whatever they say he did, he did. Deputies probably caught him with either CSAM or meth, or some combination of the two. H
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Clay County, FL — Ole' nasty, Mr. Popo bodied bastard arrested in Clay County after a 12-year old jit reported receiving sexual text messages from an anonymous number. This big, refrigerator-built bastard was determine
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Jacksonville, FL — JSO arrested this uglahh 22-year old jit in connection with a fatal shooting that occurred at a Circle K off of Square Lake Blvd. Witness statements and surveillance footage show Jit, an employee of t
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Jacksonville, FL — Michael Fackler, Jacksonville's General Counsel, has missed dozens of early morning and nighttime work events after apparently being dazed by the headlights of incoming traffic. "I know the people of
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Jacksonville, FL — Tuesday night, the Jacksonville City Council unanimously voted to implement the infant transfer portal, allowing babies—from newborns up to toddlers—to enter into familial free-agency so new parents ca
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Jacksonville, FL — Tribune law reporters sat down with Derick Scott—a local in-house attorney who uses company money to pay other lawyers to do his job—and talked to him about his marriage. "Well, my wife and I are in
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Jacksonville, FL — 31 Years after leaving Sparta Police department, Detective Virgil Tibbs has decided to enter the race for Florida Governor. Tibbs spent a decade working under Police Chief Bill Gillespie in Sparta, M
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Jacksonville, FL — After the Jacksonville Sheriff went hands-on twice in the last two weeks, Jacksonville Mayor Donna Deegan decided to go hands on in one of the agencies she leads. "Well, I just think it shows true lea
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Jacksonville, FL — After just two weeks on the street, Jacksonville Sheriff TK Waters has worked his way up from the traffic enforcement division to the patrol division. "Last week I caught some kid littering while I wa
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Neptune Beach, FL — Duval Tribune's Health reporters have released our annual ranking of the best nursing homes in Florida, and for the first time Neptune Beach has made the list coming in at number 7. With easy access
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Jacksonville, FL — As your family prepared to sit down and commentate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, your ex has resurrected feelings you've been suppressing for years. Shortly before you and your loved ones were su
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Jacksonville, FL — After an unfortunate run-in with the enchantress, Jacksonville's Hispanic outreach coordinator, Yanira Cardona, has decided to leave her position with the City of Jacksonville and pursue full-time work
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Tallahassee, FL — Following an announcement from President Donald Trump that Attorney General Pam Bondi is being removed from her role in Washington, Florida Governor Ron Desantis declared a state of emergency. "Look,
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Jacksonville — Jacksonville mayor Donna Deegan hosted her final budget Town Hall Tuesday night. The stated purpose of the town hall series was for Jacksonville residents to have input on the city budget. Now that the C
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Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville Sheriff T.K. Waters is facing an ethics investigation after it was discovered that he failed to disclose $20,000 in income he earned will touring with his old group "The Country Bears." S
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Jacksonville, FL — Thursday morning Jacksonville City Councilman Chris Miller, completely and totally by himself, performed the ribbon cutting ceremony for the new Stockton Street bridge, designed to aide in the restorat
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Jacksonville Beach, FL — After a monthslong investigation into suspicious activity off Penman Road, Jacksonville Beach Animal control officers raided the home of a local doberman suspected of distributing counterfeit pet
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Jacksonville, FL — After years of blocking traffic (including emergency vehicles trying to access hospitals), CSX has made a move to align their company slogan with their practices. "We realized that, over the years, we
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Jacksonville, FL — Wednesday morning, Jacksonville City Councilman Rory Diamond introduced legislation that would fund 14 "boomer boxes" at fire stations for people to surrender their unwanted 60+ year old family members
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Jacksonville, FL — Tonight at the Jacksonville City council meeting, Councilman Ron Salem expressed displeasure and frustration at his colleagues after he skipped his normal council meal, but didn't receive a birthday ca
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Jacksonville, FL — After bombshell testimony revealing claims of a hostile work environment among top JEA employees and CEO Vickie Cavey, the JEA CEO has announced she has hired Palatka City Manager Marcia Carty to turn
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Jacksonville, FL — On Monday, Councilman Rory Diamond was accused by Councilman Raul Arias of stealing clothes from him. "So, I go in my closet this morning, I notice all of my small shirts are gone and then I see Diamo
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Jacksonville, FL — Just months after our reporting of Kevin Carrico's excessive cocaine budget at his installation ceremony, it appears that incoming Council President Nick Howland has followed in his footsteps. Docume
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Jacksonville, FL — With five months until primary elections begin in Duval County, Supervisor of Elections Jerry Holland has begun the 2026 SOE Combine. "We have to make sure we're on our A-game this year, we need the a
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Tallahassee, FL — After Friday's closing of the Florida legislature's regular session, several bills died without being passed. Among them was a bill that would ban marriage among first cousins in the state. We spoke
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Neptune Beach, FL — Citing the high cost of living, Jacksonville City Councilman Jimmy Peluso has entered the race for an at-large City Council seat. "Living alone is expensive, and in order to save money, I just figure
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Jacksonville, FL — Ron Salem's Council meal tonight was provided by Ju'Coby Pittmaster, his spread consisted of some leftovers, including barbecue chicken, collard greens, cornbread, candied yams, potato salad, fried chi
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Jacksonville, FL — Amid a crowded City Council Vice-President race, City Councilman Rahman Johnson—citing a need to do something "differently"—announced his candidacy for Class President. Sporting a crown and handing ou
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Jacksonville, FL — After 3 hours of speeches from Jacksonville City council leadership hopefuls, Councilman Ron Salem was visibly frustrated as his pancakes got cold. "I was doing my best to not be rude, but this is rid
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Jacksonville, FL — As the lead editor of the Duval Tribune, I've worked with the most diverse group of politicians imaginable, however, over the past few years, my team and I's attempts to interview Congressman Bean have
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Jacksonville, FL — A new lawsuit filed in Federal Court by the NAACP and AARP accuses major phone manufacturers of discrimination. The plaintiffs claim that phone manufacturers intentionally set aside defective devices
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Florida — Saturday evening, Gubernatorial hopeful Paul Renner announced that he was exploring several new campaign strategies to beat frontrunner Byron Donalds. "I've raised the money, and the fact that I'm not performi
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Jacksonville, FL — After being woken up early Thursday morning by abnormal amounts of sunlight, Duval County Tax Collector Jim Overton says that he was forced to re-hang his curtains due to his window suddenly shifting t
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Jacksonville, FL — After months of bootmaxxing, City Councilman Jimmy Peluso was brutally bootmogged by Mayor Donna Deegan, causing him to ditch his orthopedic boot and start limpmaxxing instead. "She ate, I fear, clocke
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Jacksonville, FL — As Tribune reporters were attempting to cover one of Mayor Donna Deegan's Town Halls, Chief Administrative Officer Mike Weinstein obstructed our journalistic endeavor by being bald in front of our came
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Jacksonville, FL — City officials have launched an investigation into who placed a sock in a book that was handed to now-former Chief Administrative Officer Mike Weinstein by Mayor Donna Deegan. The act of Deegan providi
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Jacksonville, FL — After several days of intense scrutiny from local leaders, Jacksonville City Councilman Favor-fave issued a public apology to donors for depriving them of the seats they paid good money for. "I now und
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Jacksonville, FL — Tuesday night, Jacksonville City Councilman Ron Salem hosted dinner with his constituents at City Hall.
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Jacksonville, FL — After 6 critically acclaimed seasons of "This is Us," Randall Pearson has begun campaigning for State House in District 12. Currently unopposed, the adoptee whose family drama tore at our heartstrings
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Florida — After it was revealed that Attorney General James Uthmeier was being paid $100,000 for teaching a class at the University of Florida, Duval Tribune reporters discovered that the rest of the Florida cabinet also
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Florida — As Florida Gubernatorial candidates Byron Donalds and James Fishback exchanged blistering words Saturday afternoon on X, Gubernatorial candidate Paul Renner assertively whispered that he is also a candidate for
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Jacksonville, FL — Spooked by the storm between the Mayor and members of the City Council surrounding JEA, the utility's natural defense mechanism was triggered Friday around noon. Here's the timeline: 11:30AM — Workers
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Jacksonville, FL — Following months of controversy, the city's office of Inspector Gadget has opened an investigation into city councilman Raul Arias. The inspector announced the investigation by crashing through the cei
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"So we're just giving shit away for free now?"
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Jacksonville, FL — We have received reports that State Representative Angie Nixon has succeeded in cloning herself. The scientific advancement comes amid her apparent frustration at being unable to argue with more than o
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Residents say they're fed up with the giant balls of cash taking over their streets
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Jacksonville — After discovering that the land that currently contains the Duval Schools headquarters was once a Timucua burial ground, the buyers who intended to purchase the DCPS headquarters have pulled out of the dea
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Jacksonville, FL — City Councilman Joe Carlucci has been cleared to run for a council leadership position after the state Ethics Commission ruled that the state's anti-nepotism law only applies to important offices. In t
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Jacksonville, FL — After being convicted of a decade long series of thefts, two former leaders of Duval Teachers United were sentenced by a federal judge to having to deal with teachers unions for 3 years. The two former
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Jacksonville, FL — In an unexpected escalation of her "keep jax cute" campaign, Jacksonville Mayor Donna Deegan has demanded that every sub-5 chud and anyone who can't mog the shit out of them leave the city immediately.
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Phoenix, AZ — Turning Point USA's "All-American Halftime Show" briefly paused Sunday evening in order to pass around a collection plate to in-person attendees. "WHO HERE LOVES AMERICA??" Shouted an on-stage performer hal
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Jacksonville, FL — A judge has sentenced Jacksonville Parks director Daryl Joseph to 6 months of being required to utilize the facilities of the city's parks for all of his recreation needs after he was arrested for DUI.
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Jacksonville, FL — Outrage is growing in the Arlington community after reports have emerged detailing the chaos caused by Councilman Ken Amaro after he was seen transforming into Eddie Murphy and unleashing mayhem. "We w
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Jacksonville, FL — During our regular review of election results, Duval Tribune reporters were unable to find any record of Councilman Reggie Gaffney Jr. running in, or winning, an election. We spoke to rules committee c
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Florida — After months of statewide campaigning, 31-year-old Florida Gubernatorial candidate James Fishback announced that he was joining Grindr, a "dating" app for gay and bisexual men, in order to meet and fundraise fr
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Tallahassee, FL — After a proposed amendment to legalize the adult recreational use of marijuana failed to secure the required signatures to make the November ballot, Florida Secretary of State Cord Byrd announced that a
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Editorial note: "Voted to spent" is grammatically correct due to the divine right of Journalists
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Jacksonville, FL — Following up on our discovery of Councilman Will Lahnen, the Councilman began flickering in and out of reality on Monday night. We attempted to interview him, however we were unable to decipher the bro
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Jacksonville Beach, FL — After record low temperatures and snow flurries hit the Sunshine State this weekend, councilmen Rory Diamond and Jimmy Peluso were forced to huddle together to prevent hypothermia and frostbite.
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Jacksonville, FL - It seems that the cold weather has brought out all the sickos in Northeast Florida, at least according to local plumbers. Robert Turner says he's received an influx of calls this weekend from callers c
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Jacksonville, FL — Former Congresswoman Corinne Brown has demanded that State Representative Kiyan Michael return her "victory wig" that she loaned her back in 2022 ahead of Michael's first electoral win. "Look I gave th
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Throwback to 1968, when legendary Duval Tribune reporters exposed a masked duo stealing the Jacksonville City limit sign. After a series of sign thefts were reported, the Tribune sent reporters to every roadway into Jack
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Jacksonville, FL — After years of reporting on matters involving the Jacksonville City Council, our team has just uncovered damning evidence that Will Lahnen does—in fact—exist and isn't just a common truncated sentence.
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CSX unveils newest locomotive: Capable of pulling twice as many cars, blocking twice as many roads, for twice as long
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Jacksonville, FL — Tuesday night, Duval Tribune's investigative reporting team undertook the task of investigating the center console of Council President Kevin Carrico's car. The contents are shocking: 1 moldy orange —
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Jacksonville, FL — After punting on an outright declaration of war against the Duval Tribune, the Jacksonville City Council has—in their latest act of disrespect—voted in favor of snubbing the Duval Tribune by denying us
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Jacksonville, FL — After an outpouring of community opposition, the Jacksonville City Council tabled a declaration of war against The Duval Tribune. Our editorial staff has the following to say: We are outraged that the
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Jacksonville — Local government leaders from around the nation have expressed their amazement at Jacksonville's commitment to promoting civic engagement. For decades, Jacksonville's various councils, boards, and commissi
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Jacksonville, FL — During a heated meeting between JTA officials and members of City Council, JTA CEO Nathaniel Ford dismissed accusations that the agency using cash as toilet paper and kindling to heat their headquarter
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Jacksonville, FL — After realizing he had less honorifics than the civil rights leader, Jacksonville City Councilman Rahman Johnson has embarked on a journey to enlengthen his name with additional honorifics. We spoke wi
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Jacksonville, FL — On the weekend before the nation commemorates Dr. Martin Luther King's birthday, we sat down with Jacksonville Sheriff Waters to talk about how he pays homage to another late civil rights icon: "I find
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Jacksonville, FL — Following months of escalating scrutiny of the Councilman, Jacksonville journalist Ben Becker put down his pen and picked up a mic to drop a track dissing Raul Arias. Posted under the username "BoutDat
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Jacksonville, FL — After announcing budget shortfalls requiring rate hikes for their paratransit service, the Jacksonville Transportation Authority announced that they'd be spending $234,000,000 to roll out their new "Mi
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Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville Sheriff's Office negotiators were called to Tuesday's Jacksonville City Council meeting after Councilman Matt Carlucci was given the floor to tell a "short story" and began an hours-long m
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Washington D.C. — Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell addressed the nation last night regarding an incident in the nation's money printing room: "Good evening. On Friday, the Department of Justice served the Federal R
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Jacksonville, FL — After the Jaguars' devastating 27 - 24 loss to the Buffalo Bills, Jacksonville Mayor Donna Deegan and Congressman Aaron Bean spent the evening on a Mayport shrimp boat. They collected 3 tons of shrimp
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Jacksonville, FL — Noting that the proposals were "totally fuckin' awesome" the Duval County School Board, on Tuesday, unanimously voted to approve 22 applications for "Schools of Rock." The Florida legislature, citing a
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Jacksonville, FL — Robert Humphreys was awakened early this morning by notifications. First receiving notifications about the United States Air Force disabling flight tracking transponders, then later receiving notificat
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Jacksonville, FL — In what neighbors and friends are calling "disgusting hygiene practices," local woman Karla Beatrice has been found to not have showered or taken a bath since late 2025. "I don't know about Karla, but
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Jacksonville, FL — Journalists with the Duval Tribune have uncovered an abnormal scheduling convergence between councilmen Jimmy Peluso and Rory Diamond that places both of them in the same place exactly at 11:59PM tonig
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North Pole — Days after rapper Snoop Dogg performed during the Lions v. Vikings game wearing a red suit, he is recovering in a North Pole hospital after elves from the South Pole—which he used to be affiliated with—attem
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Jacksonville, FL — Tuesday night, in a major display of bipartisanship, councilmembers Tyrona Clark-Murray and Ron Salem hosted a mukbang with constituents.
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"All the ballots we were sure contained his name actually contained millions of votes next to a blank space."
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Officials forced the bus to back up 45 feet before driving the team to the airport.
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"We are making every effort to be as transparent as possible, while complying with US and North Pole law, so there may be some redactions."
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anyone showing up 20 minutes late will be expected to stay an extra 20 minutes.
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Our reporters were immediately asked to leave by North Pole security as Donner lowered his antlers and began grunting and kicking the ground.
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We got her this award by changing the client name on three forms we use all the time, took us about 30 minutes.
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We have already seen a 50x increase in marriage license applications from women named 'Candy,' 'Peaches,' and 'Cinnamon'
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In a move hailed as a “bold innovation,” the Jacksonville Transportation Authority has launched Operation Wheelie Tow—a mandatory community-service program for wheelchair using riders who are protesting the new Connexion
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Sporting a 25cc 4-stroke engine, this new line of mixers will help bakers in some of the toughest environments
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"I guess as long as everyone has fun that's all that matters"
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"I'm really shaken up"
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He will receive annual payments of $0.25
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"Needless to say, I won't be back."
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"How can the public comment if their mouths are full of Mambo's succulent camarones al ajillo"
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"WASTE! WASTE!"
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they began aggressively shaking him, and at one point hovered him over the "erase mii" option.
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"Because of his harmful and inaccurate statements, the executive who made these comments has been terminated and will be used in our next batch of beef stew."
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"I can't wait for them all to be stuck at the table when I vaguely mention the 'procedure' one of them had"
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"I originally voted for Desantis in 2018 after a coin flip"
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"Oh I love using bay leaves"
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The role will now be filled by Councilman Chris Miller, who briefly directed Santa tracking operations at NORAD.
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A new poll conducted by the UNF track & field research department shows Supervisor of Elections Jerry Holland beating Mayor Donna Deegan in a 100m dash.
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The bill includes $5B in appropriations to purchase black toner to redact the files.
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JACKSONVILLE, FL – In a development that has left City Hall group chats on fire, an anonymous 487-page work of “fiction” titled Forbidden Chambers: A Duval County Romance rocketed to the top of the New York Times Best-Se
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Mayor Donna Deegan’s hologram, apparently trained on WKRP reruns without context, decided the funniest Thanksgiving episode in TV history was a viable marketing plan for the city.
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"WHO THE HELL IS SUPERVISING THIS ELECTION?"said an angry candidate
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there is no limit on the number of elections a candidate can run and lose in.
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hungry residents in this city will now be entitled to 5%-25% off of certain P&G and Unilever food items.
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· DOGE Reporter
"I will never back down in my fight against waste, there's always room for cuts to be made."
· Housing reporter
Director Pulte said this program "delivers on the Trump administration's commitment to lower housing costs."
· Military reporter
We all make mistakes.
· Council Reporter
The councilman says he fell on the train after getting out of the shower.
· Vehicle Reporter
The self-proclaimed Democratic socialist has placed the largest bus order in US history.
· Weather Reporter
The vote passed unanimously in both chambers.
· Guber Reporter
The gubernatorial hopeful pleaded with passersby to acknowledge his candidacy.
· School Law Reporter
In her 20-page report, Corey details an extensive history of conduct unbecoming a teacher.
· Paranormal Reporter
Two powerful Jacksonville City Council members are denying any involvement with a mysterious orb.
· Mythical Creatures Reporter
"We are not servants, like horses."
· Elections Reporter
The former Council President cemented his candidacy by submitting his filing documents.
· Metahuman reporter
Councilman H has pushed this bill to train the next generation of mutants to protect Jacksonville.
· Boat Strike Reporter
"This kind of market manipulation is conduct unbecoming of the President."
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Ahead of the upcoming NYC mayoral election, Governor Ron Desantis has deployed resources to Florida's border to protect the state from invasion.
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Records reveal 27 calls for service this year alone.
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"We're in this for the long haul, I firmly believe I can win this" said the poor little guy.
· Beaches Reporter
Jacksonville Mayor has promised Jacksonville's response will be swift and decisive.
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Disappearences come ahead of pet adoption festival.
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Parents and activists are outraged after Dr. Bernier's transformation during a recent school board meeting.
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"These boys need to be able to have fun without fans breathing down their necks"