The Duval Tribune

The Duval Tribune calls for the resignation of Mike Weinstein and ALL bald city officials after Weinstein's head distracted us from our coverage of the Mayor's town hall

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The Duval Tribune calls for the resignation of Mike Weinstein and ALL bald city officials after Weinstein's head distracted us from our coverage of the Mayor's town hall

Jacksonville, FL — As Tribune reporters were attempting to cover one of Mayor Donna Deegan's Town Halls, Chief Administrative Officer Mike Weinstein obstructed our journalistic endeavor by being bald in front of our cameras.


This has, sadly, become all too common in Jacksonville. Polished heads obstructing journalists trying to keep the people informed.


Therefore, as Duval County's oldest and most reliable news source, we are taking a bal... Bold stance against the tyranny of baldness in this city and calling for the immediate resignation of Mike Weinstein, Nick Howland, Rahman Johnson, and—in about 4 years—Joe Carlucci, as well as every other bald official obstructing our journalism.