Baldwin News: Trash man came at noon, Robert still hasn't taken his damned can in.

Who the hell does he think he is?

By Baldwin Reporter ·

Baldwin News: Trash man came at noon, Robert still hasn't taken his damned can in.

Baldwin, FL — Duval Tribune's Baldwin Reporter has reported "the garbage man came by at noon and Robert still hasn't taken his damned cans in," after local homeowner Robert Jeffries "walked right by the damn thing."


Neighbor Cynthia Adelson has said "he does this all the time. Sometimes he'll leave it out there until the next day, it's ridiculous. Someone ought to say something to him."


We asked Baldwin Mayor Sean Lynch about the ongoing situation:

"I've brought it up to him in conversation before, you know, real subtle, tried to make it a joke; I guess he didn't pick up on it. I think we're just gonna do a reminder at the next council meeting that people are encouraged to take their cans in as soon as they're able."


At press time, the bastard was outside barbecuing and the damned can was still at the road.