BOMBSHELL: We just received damning evidence confirming the existence of Will Lahnen.

Jacksonville, FL — After years of reporting on matters involving the Jacksonville City Council, our team has just uncovered damning evidence that Will Lahnen does—in fact—exist and isn't just a common truncated sentence. For years, our City Council reporters have anxiously awaited the completion of sentences asking questions about a mysterious individual named "Lahnen" and whether or not they would do one thing or another. We thought, for years, that "Lahnen" was a code name for a very tentative political operative whose future plans local officials were frequently unsure of, frequently asking "will Lahnen _____" before abandoning their thought, turns out, it wasn't a question, but a name. We invested hundreds of thousands of dollars in investigating this nonexistent operative. We hired private investigators to follow local officials, and somehow we never noticed Will Lahnen until one of our reporters bumped into him on the sidewalk and he dropped his ID. We will be suing him to recoup our losses.