BREAKING: Blaise Ingoglia attacks during park opening ceremony

Jacksonville, FL — During the ribbon cutting for Riverfront Plaza, Florida CFO Blaise Ingoglia attacked Downtown Jacksonville.

"WASTE! WASTE!" Screamed the now 250 foot tall Ingoglia as Jacksonville City leaders cut the ribbon at the $40M Park.

As ceremony attendees scrambled to hide underneath the concrete spiral in the park, the device containing the hologram of Mayor Donna Deegan turned towards the rampaging CFO, went dark, then began projecting a 400 foot tall holographic Donna Deegan.

Ingoglia was heard shouting "WASTE! WASTE! WASTE!" before retreating into the St. Johns River.

Damages from the rampage are estimated to be in the hundreds of millions.