Breaking: God fucking damnit
Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville residents are on high alert after an ominous threat was issued by the terrorists who organized the Ironman triathlon earlier this year. "After the event we had this year, we agreed Jackso
By The Duval Tribune ·
Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville residents are on high alert after an ominous threat was issued by the terrorists who organized the Ironman triathlon earlier this year.
"After the event we had this year, we agreed Jacksonville is the perfect targ- place to turn into a traffic riddled hellhole for a day next year."
We spoke to Jacksonville residents to get their opinion on the event:
"Fuck" Said Jermaine Henderson, a Nocatee resident.
"I think this is great news, we need more events like this" said some asshole we interviewed as he was riding his bike 20MPH under the speed limit in the middle of the road in front of us.