BREAKING: Lickety Split to start using lube.
Jacksonville, FL — After months of relentless consumer complaints, local company Lickety Split has announced that they will begin using lube when screwing customers. "We hear all of your complaints and we want to do bet
By The Duval Tribune ·
Jacksonville, FL — After months of relentless consumer complaints, local company Lickety Split has announced that they will begin using lube when screwing customers.
"We hear all of your complaints and we want to do better. So, for a limited time, we will be using lube before we screw our customers" said a spokesman for the company.
"You don't need to worry about us going in dry when we quote you for a complete re-pipe after you call us for a faucet replacement, or when we quote you $30,000 to replace your HVAC system instead of just changing out your filter."