Breaking: Snoop Dogg in critical condition after South Pole fly-by.

North Pole — Days after rapper Snoop Dogg performed during the Lions v. Vikings game wearing a red suit, he is recovering in a North Pole hospital after elves from the South Pole—which he used to be affiliated with—attempted a fly-by sleighing. Witnesses reported hearing loud bells and the cracking of candy canes right before seeing the rapper fall to the ground in pain. We asked Santa Claus for a comment, but we have not heard back yet.