Health is wealth: Campbell's clarifies that none of their products are 3D printed; industry standards require chicken and noodles be injection molded

Camden, NJ — After a video surfaced of a Campbell's executive decrying their soup as being "shit for fucking poor people" and saying that their chicken was "from a 3D printer," Campbell's has issued the following statement denouncing his comments:

"Here at Campbell's soup, we make products for everyone, rich or poor, young or old.

We make every effort to produce products that comply with industry standards; what this former executive said is not only untrue, but it is also baseless. Our industry requires that both chicken and noodles be formed using traditional injection molding; 3D printing is only allowed for beans, lentils, potatoes, and mushrooms, or for beef used exclusively in frozen pot pies.

Because of his harmful and inaccurate statements, the executive who made these comments has been terminated and will be used in our next batch of beef stew."