Chaos in Minnesota after journalist exposes that Mike Walz never existed, everyone just imagined him

St. Paul, MN — After recent revelations of widespread fraud in Minnesota social programs, a Minnesota journalist started digging into the history of Governor Tim Walz, only to discover that Tim Walz does not exist.

He spoke to the Tribune:.

"I fully thought that Tim Walz was a real person...I've done stories on him before."

We reached out to the Governor's office for comment and the press secretary had this to say:

"Of course Governor Walz is real, he's been leading this state sinc- look, here's a picture of him from last w-oh shit. Look, I know he's real because I just talked to him l... Right?"

The staff became visibly distraught as they began scrambling to find any sign of the Governor's existence, which they ended up being unable to do.

We reached out to election officials who issued the following statement:

"We searched our records to disprove this ridiculous story, we pulled boxes of ballots out from the elections where Governor Walz won, only to discover that all the ballots we were sure contained his name actually contained millions of votes next to a blank space. It appears as though we have not actually had an elected governor since 2019."

This is a developing story.