CSX Changes company slogan to "Fuck you, we hate you and hope you die."

Jacksonville, FL — After years of blocking traffic (including emergency vehicles trying to access hospitals), CSX has made a move to align their company slogan with their practices.

"We realized that, over the years, we've been a tremendous burden to the motorists of Jacksonville, and we really wanted to own that. We initially just planned to change our logo to a giant middle finger, but we didn't want to leave any room for misinterpretation." Said CEO Steve Angel.

The company additionally plans to conduct traffic studies and strategically place locomotives at all major crossings so that they can block them all during peak hours.