Election special: We asked six candidates for office to make us a pot of greens and nan one of them knew what they were doing.

Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville, FL — With less than a month until the election for Duval County School Board, our viewers have begun asking us to investigate candidates running for office so they can make informed decisions.

So this weekend, we asked six candidates (three running for city council, three running for school board) to make us a pot of greens so voters can get a glimpse of their leadership abilities.

After watching the horrifying attempts by these six yankees to make a basic Southern dish, we conclude that none of them are fit for office.

School Board:
-Donna Westrich — Her recipe called for cleaning the greens in the bathtub.

-Terence Myers — He added shrimp to the pot. We knocked the pot over and left.

-Donovan Bradley — He put the bagged greens in the pot with nothing but salt and pepper.

City Council:
Mone' Holder — She added an unsmoked turkey leg to the pot.

Addison Patrick — She tried to cook the greens in the microwave.

Deborah Wesley — She burned the greens while watching Wheel Of Fortune.