Florida Gubernatorial candidate joins Grindr to "meet GOP mega-donors where they are"

Florida — After months of statewide campaigning, 31-year-old Florida Gubernatorial candidate James Fishback announced that he was joining Grindr, a "dating" app for gay and bisexual men, in order to meet and fundraise from some of the largest Republican donors. "Look, campaigns aren't free and I'm new to this game. I heard that this app is the fastest and best way to meet donors, so I joined it and started talking to some donors. I don't really understand this political arena though; on the campaign trail I hear a lot of people telling me I'm too young to be Governor, but all the donors were telling me I was 'too old.' I won't let this discourage me, though."