Byron Donalds and David Jolly agree to 2-hour televised gubernatorial goon-off
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Florida — Gubernatorial gooners Byron Donalds and David Jolly have mutually agreed to a single, televised goon-off.
After a month of back and forth concerning whether the two candidates would debate each other, they've mutually agreed that Florida voters deserve to know, once and for all, which candidate has more virility.
"I've been in this game a long time, if Byron thinks he can beat me, he's sorely mistaken. I believe he'll realize that once he sees just how much effort and time it takes for ME to beat me." Said Jolly when we spoke to him earlier today.
We reached out to the Donalds campaign for comment ahead of the master debate, and we received the following written responses:
"Here at team BBC [Byron's the Best Candidate] we have full confidence that Byron Donalds is the most fit candidate for this office. This event will show voters, once and for all, which candidate will last the longest in office."