Heartwarming: Mystery donor gives 130M honey drippers to US military to pay troops during government shutdown.

Jacksonville, FL — An anonymous donor has provided the Pentagon with 130 million honey drippers to keep our troops paid during the government shutdown.

All that is known about the donor is that they live in Northwest Jacksonville.

Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth spoke to the press earlier today:

"We are tremendously grateful to this donor, our military men and women will be able to rest a little bit easier at night knowing that, come payday, they will each have 9 delicious honey drippers in their freezer."

We will post additional information about the donor as soon as it is available.