Inconsiderate Datacenter drinks last cold bottle of water, doesn't replenish

Jacksonville, FL — A local family is expressing their frustration after a hyperscale data center went into their refrigerator and drank the last cold bottle of zephyr hills spring water.

We spoke to Robert Kingsford, who discovered the missing bottle of water:
"I go in the fridge on my way to work this morning, knowing I put a bottle of water in there last night, lo and behold it isn't in there. I look over and this jerk is just whirring away on my couch, not a worry in the world. I go to ask him about it and he gives me this lame excuse about how he needed it to make a new season of fruit love Island. Ridiculous."

Kingsford also indicated that this wasn't the first incident, but he was hoping it would be the last:

"I want him gone, he drank my daughter's Capri Suns last week saying he was really thirsty after helping her with her homework. It's like, dude, there's plenty of tap water. Plus, I thought he was closed loop system?"