Breaking: Jimmy Peluso rushed to hospital after getting dick stuck in model train
The councilman says he fell on the train after getting out of the shower.
By Council Reporter ·
Jacksonville, FL — On Friday afternoon, Councilman Jimmy Peluso was rushed to UF health downtown after he "tripped and fell," causing his penis to get lodged in a model SD70ACe locomotive.
Peluso was released shortly after having his genitals extracted from the train, he spoke to reporters on his way out of the ER: "They broke it. They destroyed my beautiful locomotive. The doctors severed the rear truck assembly and fuel tank compartment, claiming it was necessary to prevent further entanglement."
Peluso lamented the loss of the prime mover section as well, which was partially dismantled during the procedure, turning his once-pristine model into a shadow of its former glory.
Peluso, visibly distraught, added that he plans to sue the hospital for the damages to his prized possession, claiming the surgical intervention was "overly aggressive on the wrong patient."