JSO to revise use of force policy, clarify when officers can and can't up fye on a pussahoe.

Jacksonville, FL—This week, the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is expected to issue new guidance related to the agency's use of force policy to provide employees clarity on when to up fye on a pussahoe.

After several high profile officer involved shootings, Sheriff TK Waters admitted that—while the officers involved did nothing wrong—the policy required clarification so that officers in the future don't hesitate to pull out the strap if a pussahoe tried them.

"Look, our officers are professionals and shouldn't ever have to second guess themselves should they choose to up fye on a ole' dusty ahh jit trying them. Don't break the law and you won't ever have to be on the business end of this policy." Said Waters.

"On merch" said Undersheriff Seawn Coarsey, signaling the end of the press conference.