YOUR VOICE MATTERS: JTA seeks public input on how to best fuck up taxpayer dollars
After 70 years of shitting your money away, now you can help decide how JTA can fuck up your tax dollars
By Transportation Reporter ·
Jacksonville, FL — After 70 years of absolutely bullshitting through money, the Jacksonville Transportation Authority is asking the public for suggestions on how they can best fuck up taxpayer dollars.
Transportation reporter Nick Harding spoke with JTA CEO Nathaniel P. Ford Sr.:
"We've done everything we can think of to shit away your tax dollars; we built a people mover that goes nowhere that actual people live, and we spend tens of millions of dollars per year using it to move homeless people around; we crafted the nation's worst bus network; and, most recently we spent $400M for some bullshit Waymo or Tesla could've done. But now, we need the public's help in determining our next big fuck-up."
Members of the public are invited to the JTA's next board meeting, which will be held in their $57M bullshit building.