Judge Chad Justicemogs Clavicular for unlawful-discharge-of-a-firearmgooning

Miami-Dade, FL — After an incident earlier this year where Internet personality Clavicular was suspected of poachmogging an alligator in the Everglades, Clav was dealt another major blow. After agreeing to a plea deal

By The Duval Tribune ·

Judge Chad Justicemogs Clavicular for unlawful-discharge-of-a-firearmgooning

Miami-Dade, FL — After an incident earlier this year where Internet personality Clavicular was suspected of poachmogging an alligator in the Everglades, Clav was dealt another major blow.

After agreeing to a plea deal for unlawful-discharge-of-a-firearmgooning, Clav was brutally justicemogged by Judge Chad Bach Armas's superior jawline and facial symmetry.

Clavicular had to be taken out of the courtroom by aesthetic paramedics due to the ensuing cortisol spike.