Peluso brutally bootmogged by Mayor, starts limpmaxxing instead
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Jacksonville, FL — After months of bootmaxxing, City Councilman Jimmy Peluso was brutally bootmogged by Mayor Donna Deegan, causing him to ditch his orthopedic boot and start limpmaxxing instead.
"She ate, I fear, clocked my tea, bootmogged me, and now I can't wear MY boot anymore. This is embarrassing." Said a visibly shaken Peluso.
We asked the Mayor why she chose to do this in such a public manner, she said "🤏🤏🤏🤏" which roughly translates to "clock it."
We interviewed all 18 other councilmembers about the incident, they all had the same statement: "oop."