Local plumbers see surge in calls from perverts claiming "a pipe is about to burst"

Jacksonville, FL - It seems that the cold weather has brought out all the sickos in Northeast Florida, at least according to local plumbers. Robert Turner says he's received an influx of calls this weekend from callers claiming they have "a pipe about to burst." "Look I'm no pervert, but I've seen some of those videos, I know exactly what they're talking about, and I want no part of it, this is a family business." Other local plumbers have expressed similar sentiments. "I had some sicko freak call and ask if we could 'unclog her drain' just last week, and now people are talking about 'pipes' about to burst? We turned our phones off, we're not playing this game."