Breaking: Angie Nixon successfully clones self, can now argue with twice as many constituents simultaneously

Jacksonville, FL — We have received reports that State Representative Angie Nixon has succeeded in cloning herself.

The scientific advancement comes amid her apparent frustration at being unable to argue with more than one constituent at a time.

We attempted to interview the representative, but we had to run away as she and her clone began shouting how we "were playing with the wrong one."