Palatka officials criticized after loading the entire city budget into cash grab machine
Editorial note: "Voted to spent" is grammatically correct due to the divine right of Journalists
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Palatka, FL — Locals are outraged after discovering that the Palatka City Commission voted to spent the entire city budget on a cash grab booth.
"We've worked hard the last few months, this is just a way for us to let off a bit of steam" said Mayor Robbi Correa.
Commission members were spotted laughing outside city hall while dollar bills flew out of their overflowing jacket pockets.