Phone suddenly dry af as of 7PM

Florida — As of 7PM, Floridians have begun reporting a sudden sense of loneliness as phones across the state have suddenly dried up.

"Just yesterday, I was getting at least 5 messages and 3 calls per hour, now... Nothing." Said local registered voter Robert Jeffries.

"It's eerie, really. I was popular this morning, now, I feel... Empty."

This is a developing story.