Breaking: Internal poll shows Jerry Holland defeating Donna Deegan in 100m dash

Jacksonville, FL — With over a year remaining until the next local election, a new internal poll has measured the likely outcome of a much more important race.

A new poll conducted by the UNF track & field research department shows Supervisor of Elections Jerry Holland beating Mayor Donna Deegan in a 100m dash.

"We polled local athletes who said that, despite Deegan's annual marathon participation, Holland has a quick-burst advantage due to his history with baseball."

A potential matchup would likely be held sometime next year in the field across from the police memorial building.