Public demands answers after eyewitnesses report Councilman Ken Amaro transforming into Eddie Murphy, wreaking havoc
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Jacksonville, FL — Outrage is growing in the Arlington community after reports have emerged detailing the chaos caused by Councilman Ken Amaro after he was seen transforming into Eddie Murphy and unleashing mayhem.
"We were hosting a public policy forum at JU; we invited the councilman then, halfway through the forum, he transformed into Eddie Murphy and began flirting with the moderator. It was terribly unprofessional" said Rick Mullaney.
Residents also reported him as driving recklessly
"He drifted around the corner and almost ran into me, and when I honked at him, he called me horse-faced and peeled off; before that he was a good neighbor" said neighbor Shauna White.
We attempted to interview the councilman to get some answers, but before we could catch up to him, he was seen chasing what appeared to be a gelatinous blob.