RIP of the month: March 2026

The Duval Tribune presents March's RIP:

Councilman Boylan has earned our recognition as March's Really Important Person after we contacted him regarding a competing publication, located in Mandarin, that was poaching Duval Tribune subscribers.

Within 2 hours of our phone call, the office of the competing publication was burned to the ground and we received a call from the Councilman where he simply said "I tried to be reasonable" and hung up.

We aren't sure what he did, but our sales have never been better, and we thank him for all of his hard work.