Ron Salem waits for council VP candidates to finish talking before digging into pancakes

Jacksonville, FL — After 3 hours of speeches from Jacksonville City council leadership hopefuls, Councilman Ron Salem was visibly frustrated as his pancakes got cold.

"I was doing my best to not be rude, but this is ridiculous, the syrup has made the pancakes soggy, they're cold, this is ridiculous."

At press time, Councilman Salem was seen messily eating his pancakes in a way we can best describe as cookie monster-esque.