School board unanimously votes to approve 22 Schools Of Rock applications

Jacksonville, FL — Noting that the proposals were "totally fuckin' awesome" the Duval County School Board, on Tuesday, unanimously voted to approve 22 applications for "Schools of Rock." The Florida legislature, citing a lack of "kickass rockstar training" in local schools throughout the state, established "Schools of Rock" which are schools that open in existing space inside of public schools and teach students "how to party and not suck." The first School of Rock is expected to open in August and will have a focus on turning nerds and losers into party animals.