TRANSPARENCY: Department of Justice releases Santa's naughty list
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"We are making every effort to be as transparent as possible, while complying with US and North Pole law, so there may be some redactions."
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Christmas miracle: Human resources says you can come in 20 minutes after your scheduled start time on December 26th. "Sleep in a bit, our gift to you."
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anyone showing up 20 minutes late will be expected to stay an extra 20 minutes.
Explosive interview with Donner exposes tensions among sleigh team, rampant anti-red-nose sentiment
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Our reporters were immediately asked to leave by North Pole security as Donner lowered his antlers and began grunting and kicking the ground.
Local law firm celebrates year of billing clients 100% of their winnings for 30 minutes of work
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We got her this award by changing the client name on three forms we use all the time, took us about 30 minutes.
Jacksonville leaders declare State of emergency; $1,776 military checks expected to cause catastrophic traffic near strip clubs, Dodge dealerships, stretch marriage license staff.
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We have already seen a 50x increase in marriage license applications from women named 'Candy,' 'Peaches,' and 'Cinnamon'
JTA unveils Operation Wheelie Tow
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In a move hailed as a “bold innovation,” the Jacksonville Transportation Authority has launched Operation Wheelie Tow—a mandatory community-service program for wheelchair using riders who are protesting the new Connexion
KitchenAid unveils new 25cc gas-powered stand mixer just in time for the holidays
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Sporting a 25cc 4-stroke engine, this new line of mixers will help bakers in some of the toughest environments
Paul Renner starting to think this may be a 3-way race, despite what the invitation said
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"I guess as long as everyone has fun that's all that matters"
Jacksonville City Councilman visited by ghost of Mike Weinstein.
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"I'm really shaken up"
Jacksonville man chooses 20-year annuity after winning $5 on scratch off
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He will receive annual payments of $0.25
Councilman (Dr.) Rahman Johnson laments cashier being unable to provide change for a PhD
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"Needless to say, I won't be back."
Duval Tribune begins investigation into what the hell Ron Salem is eating
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This is a developing story