Jacksonville, FL — After announcing budget shortfalls requiring rate hikes for their paratransit service, the Jacksonville Transportation Authority announced that they'd be spending $234,000,000 to roll out their new "Mi
Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville Sheriff's Office negotiators were called to Tuesday's Jacksonville City Council meeting after Councilman Matt Carlucci was given the floor to tell a "short story" and began an hours-long m
Washington D.C. — Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell addressed the nation last night regarding an incident in the nation's money printing room: "Good evening. On Friday, the Department of Justice served the Federal R
Jacksonville, FL — After the Jaguars' devastating 27 - 24 loss to the Buffalo Bills, Jacksonville Mayor Donna Deegan and Congressman Aaron Bean spent the evening on a Mayport shrimp boat. They collected 3 tons of shrimp
Jacksonville, FL — Noting that the proposals were "totally fuckin' awesome" the Duval County School Board, on Tuesday, unanimously voted to approve 22 applications for "Schools of Rock." The Florida legislature, citing a
Jacksonville, FL — Robert Humphreys was awakened early this morning by notifications. First receiving notifications about the United States Air Force disabling flight tracking transponders, then later receiving notificat
Jacksonville, FL — In what neighbors and friends are calling "disgusting hygiene practices," local woman Karla Beatrice has been found to not have showered or taken a bath since late 2025. "I don't know about Karla, but
Jacksonville, FL — Journalists with the Duval Tribune have uncovered an abnormal scheduling convergence between councilmen Jimmy Peluso and Rory Diamond that places both of them in the same place exactly at 11:59PM tonig
North Pole — Days after rapper Snoop Dogg performed during the Lions v. Vikings game wearing a red suit, he is recovering in a North Pole hospital after elves from the South Pole—which he used to be affiliated with—attem
Jacksonville, FL — Tuesday night, in a major display of bipartisanship, councilmembers Tyrona Clark-Murray and Ron Salem hosted a mukbang with constituents.