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Phone suddenly dry af as of 7PM

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Florida — As of 7PM, Floridians have begun reporting a sudden sense of loneliness as phones across the state have suddenly dried up. "Just yesterday, I was getting at least 5 messages and 3 calls per hour, now... Nothi

Palatka fire chief faces toxic work environment claims

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Palatka, FL — Just three months after former City Manager Marcia Carty was ordered to turn in her wig and keys over toxic work environment claims, Palatka Fire Chief Chris Taylor now faces similar accusations after the c

Breaking: God fucking damnit

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Jacksonville, FL — Jacksonville residents are on high alert after an ominous threat was issued by the terrorists who organized the Ironman triathlon earlier this year. "After the event we had this year, we agreed Jackso

Sheriff: Murders are down because our shooters shoot shooters.

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Jacksonville, FL — Our reporters sat down and spoke with Jacksonville Sheriff TK "Walk 'em Down" Waters about how his office has managed to successfully reduce crime over the last 3 years. Waters: Our results should sp

One-legged man enters ass kicking competition.

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Milton, FL — With just 2 months until the primary election, Florida Lt. Governor Jay Collins has decided to really lean into the gubernatorial ass-kicking competition after struggling to get a foothold in the race, he's