Jacksonville, FL — After being convicted of a decade long series of thefts, two former leaders of Duval Teachers United were sentenced by a federal judge to having to deal with teachers unions for 3 years. The two former
Jacksonville, FL — In an unexpected escalation of her "keep jax cute" campaign, Jacksonville Mayor Donna Deegan has demanded that every sub-5 chud and anyone who can't mog the shit out of them leave the city immediately.
Phoenix, AZ — Turning Point USA's "All-American Halftime Show" briefly paused Sunday evening in order to pass around a collection plate to in-person attendees. "WHO HERE LOVES AMERICA??" Shouted an on-stage performer hal
Jacksonville, FL — A judge has sentenced Jacksonville Parks director Daryl Joseph to 6 months of being required to utilize the facilities of the city's parks for all of his recreation needs after he was arrested for DUI.
Jacksonville, FL — Outrage is growing in the Arlington community after reports have emerged detailing the chaos caused by Councilman Ken Amaro after he was seen transforming into Eddie Murphy and unleashing mayhem. "We w
Jacksonville, FL — During our regular review of election results, Duval Tribune reporters were unable to find any record of Councilman Reggie Gaffney Jr. running in, or winning, an election. We spoke to rules committee c
Florida — After months of statewide campaigning, 31-year-old Florida Gubernatorial candidate James Fishback announced that he was joining Grindr, a "dating" app for gay and bisexual men, in order to meet and fundraise fr
Tallahassee, FL — After a proposed amendment to legalize the adult recreational use of marijuana failed to secure the required signatures to make the November ballot, Florida Secretary of State Cord Byrd announced that a
Jacksonville, FL — Following up on our discovery of Councilman Will Lahnen, the Councilman began flickering in and out of reality on Monday night. We attempted to interview him, however we were unable to decipher the bro
Jacksonville Beach, FL — After record low temperatures and snow flurries hit the Sunshine State this weekend, councilmen Rory Diamond and Jimmy Peluso were forced to huddle together to prevent hypothermia and frostbite.
Jacksonville, FL - It seems that the cold weather has brought out all the sickos in Northeast Florida, at least according to local plumbers. Robert Turner says he's received an influx of calls this weekend from callers c